You’re Nailin’ Palin – DVD Review

Review by: The Uncut Hero

Studio: Hustler Video
Genre: Interactive
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Chris Charming, Jay Lassiter
Running Time: 90 minutes
Release Date: September 23, 2009

Let’s face it, Lisa Ann is the reason we wouldn’t mind wanting to bang the former Alaskan Governor and once Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Paylin. Well, on top of the fact that there was something particularly kinky about the woman, porn’s hottest MILF simply transformed this high profile woman into a sexual fantasy woman worthy of making you salute her with one stiff hard-on. Now, Hustler Video is giving us a chance to take control of banging her and everyone favorite dumb-yet-hot Miss California, Carrie Prejean in You’re Nailin’ Paylin.

Starting in her office during her time as an Alaskan state Governor, Sarah Palin asks her secretary to hold all her calls because you are not only her most distinguished guest but you’re also here to give the sexy Governor some stress relief. With a sexy wink and giving you an eyeful of cleavage, the Governor playfully gives you a few tease options. Whether you’re an ass man, love a good pair of tits and love watching a woman play with her pussy, the options are all up to you.

If the tease isn’t your thing (and shame on you if it isn’t because Lisa Ann knows how to do it right), you can always jump ahead to the foreplay options. The options aren’t just of the blowjob variety but you can also have her rub your virtual cock with her feet or nice big tits. It’s no surprise that a veteran like Lisa Ann makes blowjobs look amazing and even more so since she hardly ever breaks out of character.

Then comes the actual fucking and you have to hand it to both stunt cocks (in this case, Chris Charming and Jay Lassiter) who – depending on your tastes – can fuck her missionary style (which gets you a “how very Republican!” reply from Sarah), cowgirl or doggy style. Again, Lisa Ann is outstanding as she manages to work your virtual cock enthusiastically and taking her time pumping that pole. You can then decide where you want to cum, although with Lisa Ann’s magnificent ass it’s where I dropped my hot load.

To spice things up, Carrie Prejean – who is the controversial former Miss California – shows up in a Governor’s office to add more sexual fun to this little meet-and-greet … err, or meet-and-fuck. Again, some tease options come up but the best choices are those that put Miss Prejean’s anti-homosexual stance and throw it in her face by having her make out with Sarah. Ah, Alexis Texas, you play the part so well that it makes the girl-on-girl fun just a lot sexier.

You can then fuck the former Miss California with Sarah doing her best to make the girl feel comfortable. Alexis Texas is a charming girl that might not be as outstanding in her role as Carrie Prejean in the way that Lisa Ann effortlessly nails the Sarah Palin impersonation. But she’s great to watch as you slam her perfect ass hard. Best part is cumming on both women’s faces.

With a few choices to make, the replay value is relatively good but the interactive sex format is definitely crying out for more or even a new take on the format. In the age of high-definition and Blu-ray it could be possible but at the moment titles like You’re Nailin’ Palin is quite impressive and always fun to watch. Both Lisa Ann and Alexis Texas are great fun to watch with Lisa Ann – of course – being the main attraction.

I highly recommend You’re Nailin Palin for Lisa Ann’s performance that continues to be surprisingly sexy in all the ways a parody should be and the addition of Alexis Texas adds something extra to the interactive fun. While the experience is a short one, you’ll still have a blast either way so picking this one up is a must if you you’re a fan of Lisa Ann, Sarah Palin or interactive sex.

REVIEW RUNDOWN

SEX SCENES: A+
Admit it, folks, it doesn’t matter if you’re a Republican or a Democrat but you had at least one sexual fantasy about Sarah Palin or wondered what it would be like to nail her. Well, here is your chance and the scenario is handled beautifully. Plus, you also get to bang Carrie Prejean as well.

PERFORMERS: A
Lisa Ann is the star of the show and with good reason … she’s outright sexy and stays in character throughout the interactive experience. Plus, she has the most amazing ass in the business. Speaking of amazing asses, Alexis Texas is in top form in this movie.

VIDEO/AUDIO QUALITY: A
The sound and video is just amazing on DVD as it probably is on Blu-ray. For an interactive experience, the video doesn’t clip like in other interactive DVD titles.

EXTRAS: B
There’s a Behind the Scenes feature that follows a mostly naked Lisa Ann in the dressing room and we meet the two big cocks that get to fuck her. The best extra happens to be a bonus scene with an option and, of course, the usual collection of trailers can be found as well.

OVERALL: A+
You’re Nailin’ Palin is a topnotch interactive DVD that is loads of fun to watch and if you’re a Lisa Ann fan you will find more than enough reason to want to buy this one. On top of the great performances, the different choices add a nice variety to an otherwise great package.

 

An Editor-in-Chief’s Note of Introduction – January 2010

Please forgive me for not chiming in after my supposed coupe but your dictator was busy getting his little uncut Mini-Me a workout for our main site. Surprisingly enough, banging cute girls can become tiresome … for about five minutes until I want to do it all over again.

Sorry, not allowed to talk about these projects yet but hopefully, when the main site is up, it will not fail to entertain.

Instead, I go back to this blog site as we celebrate the career of Lisa Ann. If you read the piece below you can see why we picked her.

On a different subject, however, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to my personal staff writer, Rebecca Rojas. Rebecca, or Revy, as we call her, has an interesting past-time. You see, she’s a budding young journalism student with an eye towards sex. In fact, one of her hobbies is to write about real sex experiences (most from her own life) and the bulk of her writing is about the sexual experiences of people she interviews.

I met Rebecca at an event in Hollywood and we got to talking and we hit it off instantly. She decided to post her work here on this site. You see, Rebecca likes to interview women about dirty sexual experiences and gets them to reveal every single detail. She then writes it in article form, placing in every single detail from that interview.

If you like her work she’ll stick around these offices and that’s a good thing in my book. This girl looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt so I would definitely not mind her hanging around some more.

- Uncut Hero

 

Ode to the Hottest MILF in Porn: Lisa Ann

Picture courtesy of NaughtyAmerica.com

The AFR Senate Committe, AKA just me, would like to recognize Governor, err, I mean, Lisa Ann to the floor and might I add that she is being recognized today as one of the hottest MILF porn stars working today and thanks to her role as a certain ex-Alaska Governor/Vice Presidentail candidate she is also a well-known pop culture figure now.

Lisa Ann is, without a doubt, perfect example of what a MILF should be and damn if she’s not the perfect porn start to boot. In an industry filled with gorgeous older women that are on the top of their game (we’re looking at you Krystal Summers and Nikki Benz), Lisa Ann stands as one of the most successful, intelligent and graceful Sex Goddesses to grace porn.

So I would like to dedicate this month to you, Lisa Ann. Your sultry good looks, rock hard body, perfect ass and your see-to-believe sexual prowess deserves to be recognized.

Picture courtesy of TheLisaAnn.com

In honor of her work and amazing talents, we will be featuring a few extras on Lisa Ann so stick around.

Picture courtesy of Hustler.com

 

Hustler Video Unleashes Palin on Tinseltown!

( Canoga Park , CA ) Hustler Video streets their highly anticipated parody hit Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin this week!

Directed by the artful eye of Axel Braun, the Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin parody DVD follows the former governor as she tries to make her way in Hollywood . Wilder than the Alaskan outback, Hollywood hammers our heroine hard as she tries her hand at judging America ’s Next Top Governor, acting in a movie and hosting her own talk show.

“Working with Lisa Ann again was a delight as usual,” says Braun. “She delivered not only the best acting performance of her career, but also a scorching anal scene with the legendary Sean Michaels. Plus, the supporting cast was just unbelievable…Alan Stafford’s Criss Angel impersonation was so hilarious that we had to stop rolling cameras several times because the whole crew was cracking up!”

Meeting many of Hollywood ’s most opportunistic, the parody Sarah finds that making it in this town takes a lot more than a nice set of tits and a pretty smile. Feeling that all hope is lost, Sarah realizes that her true passion does lie in Southern California . With open arms, she is taken in by Porn Valley and decides to test her twat at a little skin-on-skin action! With the heavyweight Sean Michaels as her guide, Sarah gets fucked every which way. Sarah gives him a special dose of lip service when she sucks on his huge member. Sean glides his 11-inch cock deep inside her no-no hole until she squeals with pleasure. Not wanting to leave her without the full experience, Sean dives his thick dick into her sweet, awaiting pucker and fucks her until she comes. Her first scene ends as Sean lands a huge dollop of man gravy all over her trademark glasses and glossed lips.

The Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin parody DVD cast features the gorgeous Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey, Alan Stafford as Criss Angel, Scott Stone as Levi Johnston, Otto Bauer as David Hasselhoff, Lyla Storm as Samantha Ronson, Tori Black, Nicole Ray, Sean Michaels, Anthony Rosano and April O’Neil!

To see the official full length trailer, click: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd54qcMwdzs

The Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin political parody DVD is in stores NOW!

For everything Hustler, visit http://www.HustlerVideo.com and www.HustlerWorld.com.

 

Uncut Hero Stages A Coup And Takes Over The AFR Blog!

Perched on a bar stool in some swanky strip club in the San Fernando Valley, a tall, slightly handsome (think Lou Diamond Philips’ retarded younger brother) kid with messy Zack Efron-like hair and an uncut penis is writing in one of those new dwarf notebooks. Yes, he casually takes a peek at one of the strippers and yes he’s had one too many lapdanced that the girls are now giving him funny looks but he’s getting the job done, damnit!

Ok, yes, I took over Adult Film Radar and yes I’m damn proud of it. It took Fidel a few months the get his hands on Cuba but it took me a few days to secure the rights for the AFR blog and, oh yes, the world. You see, while the others are off working on the main site, I thought I would keep the blog site alive with my personal look into adult films, write a few micro reviews and talk about my experiences as an up-and-coming porn star/porn director.

News flash, this blog site will still be naughty but you knew that the moment you found this site.

Here’s a little something about me, if I may. My name is Eduardo, I’m a 30-something writer who dreamed of being in porn but like every hot-blooded American male, I was cursed with a penis that is considered below average … and it’s uncut so it does look like said penis is wearing a turtleneck. The good news is I know how to use said penis and I use it often by way of a miracle.

As we are in the process of expanding AFR as a site with exclusively original content, particularly of the video kind, I am currently getting the opportunity to finally live my fantasy as a porn star and porn director. I have a number of projects our boss does not what us to talk about because it would ruin the surprises we have in store for you all so I will respect that wish.

What I will say is that I am giving my uncut penis a workout like never before. It started with some amatuer talent and are very quickly working our way to some known talent. One girl who looks like a quiet librarian rode my uncut cock until I exploded in her … shows you that you never judge a librarian by her orthopedic shoes.

In my directorial debut, I even got to fuck a girl with the worst boob job ever and she was voted so in a nude pageant I’m not allowed to mention at this moment. In the spirit of that I would like to nominate the Porn Star With The Best Boob Job Award and this year the award goes to porn star Priya Rai. Just check out these beauties …

Picture courtesy of Priyarai.com

Picture courtesy of RealityKings.com

Congratulations, Priya, aside from being drop dead gorgeous, you have a beautifully done boob job that makes these beauties really well worth drooling!

Kanye West Says …

Yo, I’m, like, really happy for you and everything, Priya. I really am but Lacey Duvall has the best boob job ever. Just look at her, yo.

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

You will most definitely hear more from me and I hope you stick around because AFR is about to get very interesting.

The New Fidel,

    The Uncut Hero

 

Adult Film Radar Closing It’s Doors … For Now

A lot has happened in the past few months … the biggest news being that the site once known as Adult Film Haven has come under new leadership and a staff change. The second biggest news, for us, is that we will be closing our old offices and moving into a bigger office with a film studio for our video projects.

That’s right, AFR will be concentrating on launching our official site a lot sooner than expected. We were originally planning on keeping the blog site running while we worked on original content for our main site but this is only slowing our progress. Instead, we are closing this office and focusing our attention on the official site that will include more articles, more reviews, more porn star spotlights and original video made specifically for the site.

Your humble and cheerful Editor-in-Chief is keeping his title but I am also including Director/Producer to my credit. I’ll be filming original XXX content for the main site and, actually, working on two video projects right now. One is the mentioned Uncut Hero Porn Star Bang … who has shot a hardcore interview/fuck scene with a porn star I won’t reveal here because it would spoil the surprise. I’m also shooting another hardcore scene with a close friend who calls himself The Uncut Jew who will be teaching viewers how to bang strippers.

Oh, there’s more coming up in the video front because I have about a hundred different projects in mind and there are definitely plenty of porn stars to help me make these video projects come to life. On top of that, we have new sections on the site for all your news, porn star and adult film review needs.

We would like to thank you all for helping us make this site possible and for all your wonderfully positive responses. We were happy to bring you news and reviews and we plan to continue the tradition on the main site. It is your loyal readership that has kept us going and we hope to see you on our main site.

We would also like to thank our supporters such as Hustler Video, Vivid Video, Wicked Pictures, Pink Visual, Playboy and the staff of these wonderful companies. We will see you all soon on our official site too.

For now we say thank you and see you soon.

Eduardo Zacarias
Editor-in-Chief

 

Barely Legal P.O.V. #5 – DVD Review

Reviewer: Uncut Hero

Studio: Hustler Entertainment
Genre: P.O.V.
Director: Dirty Dan
Cast: Allie Foster, Katya, Laylah, Leenuh Rae, Tatiana Kush, Victoria Lawson and Dirty Dan
Running Time: 182 minutes
Release Date: March 25, 2009

I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of porn films that use the point-of-view format but sometimes there are movies that really make the format work for them and in the case of Barely Legal P.O.V. #5 it is Director Dirty Dan that makes it sizzle as he fucks six Barely Legal girls that don’t fail to turn on the Barely Legal fans out there. Granted, there are still the problems that come with the P.O.V. style but thanks to a great cast of ladies it is easy to overlook these flaws.

In this fifth movie in the series, Dirty Dan turns his camera on Allie Foster – a Midwestern babe with a nice bubble butt and big perky tits. She’s a lively girl who strips for Dan then playfully rubs Dan’s cock with her feet before she gets down on her knees to suck him off good then lets him titty fuck her. Within minutes, Allie is bouncing on that hard cock in her hairy pussy and then mixing it up by going reverse cowgirl before getting it missionary style and getting doggy. One thing I love about the hot Miss Foster is that she’s a hot chick that knows how to swallow a load … down to the last drop as she licks the rest off Dan’s dick.

Next up is Katya, a sexy Russian girl with a big Russian booty who might very well be “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” star Rhona Mitra’s look-alike. I swear, this girl could have been her young sister because they look so much alike. This alone is a big turn-on and even more so since she has a killer body as well and Dirty Dan, smartly enough, knows this and wastes no time rubbing her pretty pussy and asshole. She says she loves mish and Dan obliges but first he has her suck his cock and the girl deep throats it like a pro. Katya rides him enthusiastically and it’s a treat watching her perfect ass bounce during reverse cowgirl. Yes, you can tell we loved her performance and she even swallows his cum with a smile. Hustler Video should definitely pick this girl for more movies.

After having enjoyed Katya’s performance, Victoria Lawson ends up on Dirty Dan’s bed. She exudes a youthful and truly barely legal look that makes her adorably sweet and innocent. She looks good in a purple dress and even better out of it as we soak in her tight body and real tits. He has her give him a blowjob but it’s clear that Dan wants to fuck her and he does as she moans like the little minx that she is until Dan cums all over her chin.

Joining Victoria in the really-looks-barely-legal mold is Laylah who is 19-years old, cute but not in the same league as the first three girls. Still, much like Victoria, she looks so innocent that the thought of seeing her being boned soon is enough to get us hard when she reveals her wonderful tits and ass. She jacks Dan off with her feet and then gets his cock in her. It’s a treat watching her big tits jiggle as she rides and it’s an even bigger treat watching him slam her from behind. Unlike the last scenes, Dan actually cums inside her as Laylah sticks a finger in her twat and licks some cum from her finger.

Leenuh Rae is another barely legal-type with an 18-year old body to boot. She wears braces and looks like a cute girl you’d find at the mall. Despite her cute appearance, the girl is a monster fuck with the stamina to match her youthful look. You can almost feel Dirty Dan going into exhausted but he keeps up with the girl and spilling his seed all over her face. Finally, Tatiana Kush who sticks a vibrator inside her to warm up and then gets plenty of anal from Dan. She’s damn cute too and a girl that can take hot cum in her mouth and swallow it with a smile is damn fine with me.

Despite the feeling of repetition in the sex scenes, Barely Legal P.O.V. #5 is a unadulterated good time for a point-of-view fuck film. The lineup of ladies is excellent with some great performances – especially when it comes to Allie Foster, Katya and Laylah – and there’s even an anal scene to mix up the action. It’s good to see that there is life in the Barely Legal P.O.V. series and we definitely want to see more from this series.

　

REVIEW RUNDOWN

SEX SCENES: B+
It’s hard to get multiple positions when you’re the one holding a camera but Dirty Dan is able to keep up with six sexy girls that are fun to watch as they suck and fuck him. Of the six scenes, Katya’s scene is the hottest and Allie Foster makes Dan cum hard.

PERFORMERS: A-
Allie Foster is one of the hottest young Midwestern cuties to come along and she really shines in this one but the best girl in this package is Russian babe Katya. Meanwhile, Laylah and Leenuh definitely fit the Barely Legal mold. We officially want to see more of Tatiana Kush, please.

VIDEO/AUDIO QUALITY: A-
The video looks great despite the fact that the scenes take place in a low-lighting bedroom and the sound is handled well enough.

EXTRAS: C-
There’s a Behind the Scenes featurette that contains a few interviews and there’s a Slide Show as well as Hustler trailers. There’s very little else on this disc worth mentioning.

OVERALL: B+
Fans of the Barely Legal P.O.V. series will certainly have a lot to like about this fifth installment and even more so thanks to the girls that do a great job of riding the director’s cock. Sure, its hard to get multiple positions out of the girls when you’re holding a camera but Dirty Dan manages to give them all a good workout. Check this one out … you will not be sorry.

 

Non-Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star: Scarlett Johansson

Who Is She?

Without a doubt one of the more gorgeous actors to grace the screen as well as one of the most bustiest, Scarlett has been on People Magazine’s Most Beautiful People a number of times. As you can see, she clearly deserves to be on that list.

Aside from her gorgeous face, shapely body and amazing tits, she’s good at what she does and made movies like “Ghost World” and ”The Saint” bearable to watch.

Why’d She Make A Great Porn Star?

She looks like sex. I mean, if sex ever decided to take a human form it would be Scarlett Johansson. She’s got a great body, a great face and tits that would look good bouncing hard as she got fucked. Can you see this girl giving an amazing titty fuck?

 

Porn Star of the Month: Lichelle Marie

Picture Courtesy of SharingMyWife.com

Written by: Heidi Stutgaard

As a blonde myself, I was glad that the boys in this office picked September as a month to celebrate blonde pornstars both new and old. There are many lovely blondes in the adult film industry so it was difficult to pick the right one. Then, when I was shopping at an all-nautral health food market, I caught sight of none other than Lichelle Marie.

Just looking at her I could see why she has such a loyal following and when I told the boys they all creamed their shorts simultaneously. I’m glad I’m not in charge of janitorial duties around here.

Picture Courtesy of Brazzers.com

I must admit that Lichelle Marie is a stone cold fox. I watched a number of her movies before I made my proposal that she be our Porn Star of the Month. Her scenes are amazing and the girl has the stamina of an 18-year old despite the fact that she comes out in MILF movies as well as Big Tits flicks.

Oh, and the girl was a walking sex bomb in person because everyone in that market … even old men … stared at her as if a Greek Goddess had just come alive in front of everyone. She was tall and and her big DD tits looked like they were going to make her t-shirt burst.

Picture Courtesy of Brazzers.com

So we celebrate you, Miss Lichelle Marie! We hope that you continue your career in making every man pitch a tent in your honor. I know that all the boys here definitely love your work.

LICHELLE MARIE STATS

Measurements: 36DD-23-33
Height: 5′9
Weight: 125 lb
Eye Color: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian

MINI FILMOGRAPHY

The Doll House, Vol.3
Big Tit Creampie 2
Cockstar
Big Boob Orgy

Our Favorite Lichelle Marie Movie

Big Tit Blondes

 

Adult Film Radar: The Teenage Years

A genuinely gifted bard once sang that the “times they are a-changing” and they certainly are for us here at Adult Film Radar. When this blog site started the old staff has gone from infancy to pre-teen but it’s this new crew that has finally taken things to a whole new level. We would like to thank all of you for your support and for joining us. We love your e-mails and requests and we listen to our readers.

A n number of changes are on their way and we’re happy to have Hustler Video as well as Vivid Video give us their support. It means a lot to us and we will happily bring more reviews to the site. So far the response to the reviews have been overwhelming and positive and we will bring more … I assure you.

Yet we have our eye on the near future, which includes our presence in adult expos and conventions. We will be at other events as well so expect more porn star coverage. Hell, expect more sex coverage as well because we’re addicted to sex. Yes, I know, we need help. We’re a randy bunch who loves porn star, escorts and loads of sex. Our idea of a good vacation is headed to the Bunny Ranch or some other sex resort.

Speaking of sex, when we launch our major site, we will include a feature we call: Uncut Hero Porn Star Bang (c). That’s right, our own Uncut Hero will be filming his own little video series that is one part interview and one part fuck scene. Uncut Hero has a list of girls he wants to interview/fuck like Carmella Bing, Bree Olsen, Whitney Stevens, Jayden James and … he’s crossing his fingers … some hot blonde he says is called Shyla Stylez. He’s already shooting footage to prepare, banging “fresh off the bus” type amatuers … the lucky bastard.

Expect Uncut Hero Porn Star Bang (c) late 2010.

Oh, there’s more we have planned for you for the main site including original content (e.g. video plus exclusive pictures). I’d tell you but it would spoil the surprises we have in store for you all.

In the meantime, here’s the blog site. This month we dedicate it to blondes. Like the Heff himself, we’re going through a blonde phase this September and our Porn Star of the Month is none other than Lichelle Marie (hey, Uncut Hero, add her to the list). We will also feature our favorite hot blondes on here so stick around.

Anyway, thank you for being there for us. We will be happy to be there for you.

Eduardo Zacarias
Editor-in-Chief