Column by MR. T-SHIRT
I have a confession to make: I recently had incredible sex with the mother of one of my friends.
This is not a declaration of man looking to brag or get high-fives from other guys who always wanted to put their cocks into a friend’s hot mom. In actuality, this one single evening of intense fucking is eating inside me, filling me with paranoid thoughts that somehow my friend will find out that I had his big breasted mother bouncing on my hard cock. I’m not proud of what I did but in the same breath I’m very glad I did it.
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You see, I’ve had sex with older women before and – in one act of over-stimulated arousal – I had even had sex with a grandmother. Those memories I cherish fondly because these older women weren’t tied to anyone I know. Sure, these women I fucked were mother’s to some unsuspecting guys that were close to my age but I didn’t know these totally oblivious guys. My friend is easily goaded into fights and his temper is known to flare up at a moment’s notice. I can imagine what he’ll do to me if he found our I had been slapping her mother’s nice ass while I was ramming her.
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Yet my fear wasn’t getting my ass kicked by said friend but rather I was afraid that I would lose my long standing friendship with a buddy who meant a lot to me. Still, who was I to turn down the chance to lay my pipe into his sexy mom’s pussy? The opportunity came up and since she was divorced it wasn’t like I was stealing another man’s wife … or at least that’s my rationale. A friend’s mom is still a woman to be respected and no matter what her marital status is a son will always see his mother as off-limits to any douche who looks at her with lust in their eyes.
I am, by no means, an amazing stud but I do have some advice for those who are thinking of banging a buddy’s hot MILF of a mother. Remember, if you do decide to make a move on a friend’s mom the price could very well be the friendship itself and if you get caught the confrontation will not be pretty.
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ASSESS THE SITUATION: You’ve known your buddy for a long time and know her mom well. In fact, your mom and his mom are probably friends. Lately, you’ve been getting some vibes from your friend’s mom, it most likely the fact that she’s divorced, separated or married to some man who is taking her for granted. The vibes might mean several things such as she touches you a lot, especially as you talk or she dresses a bit more revealingly when you’re around. MILFs flirt in the most obvious ways so it’s really not that hard to tell the difference between playful banter or a suggestion that she wants to see you naked.
CONFIRMATION OF HOTNESS: Married, separated or divorced, all hot MILFs just want some attention or reaffirmation that they still have what it takes to turn some heads around. You’ll see it in the hot soccer moms that wear tight tops. Your buddy’s hot mom wants to know that they’re still hot enough to attract men, even young men and they want confirmation of their hotness in a vocal way … they sure don’t get it from their husbands, right? If you want to get into their panties, assure them that they look good. Compliment them and do it quite often. Let them know that they still have what it takes to give you a boner.
ACCEPT ALL INVITATION: Accept any invitation you get from them whether it’s going to the patio for some lemonade or heading to their bedroom to lick their pussy good. If you’re in don’t hesitate and go for it. There’s no turning back once you do, however. When you get the invited to fuck their brains out there’s no time to waste.
BE PASSIONATE IN THE SACK: Passion is something that’s been lacking in a MILF’s life and passion is what you will want to supply if you want repeat performances. Be animated, be excited about the sex you’ll be having with her and fuck her hard but not roughly. Be considerate of their needs, asking them what they love to have done to them. Eat their pussies out because many of them miss that aspect of sex.
CLEAN UP, BE APPRECIATIVE AND SHIP OUT: There’s no lingering here unless you’re absolutely sure your buddy won’t show up or her husband (if she’s still married). Thank her by saying you have always dreamed of doing this with her and that it more than lived up to the fantasy … in fact, the real thing was just more amazing. When you leave, kiss her hand and tell her that you’re available to give her another round if she wanted (that’s if you want to do it again with her) and make sure you picked up after yourself by helping her do the bed and, for Pete’s sake, don’t forget to toss the your condom and condom wrapper into a plastic bag you can take with you to throw away elsewhere.
MIND OF THE MARRIED MILF: Married moms are a whole new territory altogether and I don’t recommend it mainly on the fact that now you have two male figures in her life to deal with if word gets out that you’re porking mom. A friend of mine who I will call Michael was banging a friend’s mom who happened to be married and when her husband found out he kicked my friend Michael’s ass and later got another beating from his friend. His thinking was that married moms are more vulnerable to youthful guys and, for the most part, it’s partly true.
RECOGNIZING THE SIGNS A MILF WANTS YOUR COCK
Put simply: you will know when a friend’s mom is interested in fucking you because mom’s don’t like to beat around the bush. Sure they will flirt because that’s part of the fun about the whole thing but this doesn’t last long because they’re more experienced and wasting time is best left for teenage girls. The other rationale being that the longer they wait the more they think they’ll get too old and too unattractive to have a young guy after them like that.
As a result of less time wasting on flirting, a mom will show her interest by really dressing more like a teen than her usual casual attire would dictate. They’ll show more boob when you’re there and more leg. They’ll make their presence known while you and your buddy are hanging out. You know you’re in when there’s touching involved like touching you on the shoulder or the banter becomes slightly more sexual.
DO AND DO NOT
DO NOT tell anyone about your MILF riding experience with others. The temptation to brag is overwhelming but chances are that your bragging will fall in the wrong ears and then you’ll get a knuckle sandwich from your pissed off friend or his dad.
DO insist on wearing a condom. A friend of mine (we’ll call Peter) banged the living shit out of his friend Nathan’s mom and he knocked her up. Nathan accused everyone until his own mother admitted that Peter had been the one that planted the seed in her. Carry one with you before you head to your buddy’s place.
DO NOT smoke after sex. In fact, leave no trace that sex took place in your buddy’s house. Anything out of the ordinary will raise suspicion.
DO have fun. Remember that this is the most satisfying conquest and one that walks a dangerous line but trust me when I say it will be a memory you will really treasure.
TESTIFY
Brian (age: 26): I recently had sex with my friend Roger’s attractive mom while we were both in High school. I recently moved but still went to the same school so I stayed with Roger and his mom until I finished high school. Needless to say, Roger’s mom, Beth, motioned me to join her in the bathroom where she told me she dreamed about fucking my cock and now that we were alone she wanted it badly. We fucked in the shower and after that I would sneak into her room while Roger was asleep and fuck her. This went on for months until I moved away. I will always remember Beth.
Sam (age 29): My friend Walter had joined the Army and when Desert Storm came around, I was there with his mother Sally to see him off. She was really bummed that he left for war so I took her home and we talked and without much of a warning we started making out. Then I was on top of her, fucking her on the same dinner table she and Walter ate dinner and then fucked her in her bed and I continued to fuck her for months. Sorry to say that I got her pregnant and out of a gentlemanly duty I married her. Can you fucking believe it? I’m Walter’s dad.
Horny Black Man (age: 27): Being the horny bastard that I am. I got to stick my black cock into a white friend’s mom and I regretted it ever since. Sure she was a fine looking woman with a perfect set of big tits but my friend found out when I stupidly sent her flowers for an unrelated matter (it was Mother’s Day). He and I had words, we exchanged blows and our friendship is no more. I miss you, Tommy.
Vida Viola (age: 22): I’ve been with my share of women but none had blown my mind so completely like the gorgeous cougar that was Mrs. Daniels. I was her son’s friend and she was a tall, slender MILF that got plenty of stares during Parent/Teacher night when we were younger. We got together when I was 18 and it was by far one of the most hottest experiences I’ve had with a woman. I will never forget our little tryst. Sorry John.
