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Written by SABRINA HEWITT

If you think about it, it’s actually a no-brainer to have a female writer review a product that’s geared towards accurately measuring the size of a man’s penis and it’s not for the eye-rolling psychosexual suggestion that all women envy not having a thick sausage dangling between our legs. Men worry about the size of their penis and it’s not because they want to impress the guys in the gym locker but because they worry what we women think of their size.

I’m by no means a “size whore” but I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t appreciate a big cock. It’s the same as a man tendency to desire a woman with nice big tits rather than some flat Hershey Kisses-shaped nubs. I’ve been lucky to be with men who were pretty damn big and I’ve enjoyed sex with men with just an average size. I’ve even measured a penis using a ruler, clocking the biggest penis being in the vicinity of 10 ½ inches. Yet whether you use a ruler or measuring tape, are these the absolutely definitive ways of getting an accurate measurement? The Final Say doesn’t think so since it sets out to be the ultimate phallumeasure tool used for those who want to get a much more accurate measurement of the male member.

The Final Say comes in a clear tube with the measurement printed on it and since it’s neatly sized to accommodate all sizes, there’s no guessing of where to start measure (e.g. at the base of the testicles etc.) and the box even has a cutout measurement ruler to use to measure the thickness. It’s a penis pump-like tube (that comes with a black carrying bag) and is easily washable if you just so happen to get into a penis size contest in your frat house.

For the purposes of this review, I’ve managed to take all four men in this office to take The Final Say out for a test drive. To get the most accurate measurement of each of our male Editors’ penis size and to assure none of them are cheating, I managed to convince a friend of mine named Amber to help them, ahem, achieve an erection and later measure them a similar way using a seamstress’ measuring tape. Sadly, Amber was too shy to allow me to take pictures of her and how she got our Editing staff to get it up. The results were as follows:

Edward Zacharias: 7 1/2 inches.

Mr. T-Shirt: 7 inches

Horny Black Man: 9 inches

Christian Hewitt: 7 ½ inches

The Final Say certainly did (pardon the pun) measure up to any other tool and while I’m drooling over Horny Black Man’s juicy 9 inches, I’m assured that the measurements taken with the measuring tape got nearly the same measurements from all four of my boys.

So if you’re looking to find a more accurate way of knowing how big your Johnson is then The Final Say is a most accurate tool. If you want to purchase this tool you can order at www.sizeofaman.com.

REVIEWER’S SCORE: 9/10