March 2009


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Who She Is

Having been in a few movies at a much younger age, Hayden is better known as Claire Bennet, the ex-cheerleader with the extraordinary ability to heal just as fast as the X-Men’s Wolverine on the popular NBC show “Heroes.” Hot, blonde and short, Hayden is just one of the many things that make the show worth watching and its no surprise that she’s been linked with a co-star on the show.

If you watch the show, you know that in a recent episode she applied for a job at a comic book store where she quickly got the job because all the geeks in the store couldn’t take their eyes off the hot blonde. Since we’re proud geeks ourselves, we can’t take our eyes off Hayden either.

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Why We Think She Would Make A Great Porn Star

The porn industry could never have enough “teens” and neither could we. When we say teen, we all know those girls are 18 and above but still have that playfully youthful appearance and Hayden definitely has that going for her. Well, on top of that there’s that tight little body. We know Hayden MUST have a really rocking ass because she has worn tight jeans on the show and since she wore a cheerleader outfit in the first season we know she’s got great legs that would look amaze wrapped around another girl or some porn stud who is pumping away at her.

Personally speaking, some of us think that she would be awesome in girl-girl scenes but we would definitely love her in some nasty boy-boy-girl scenes. Something about seeing a girl like that double-penetrated would definitely be something else. Although, as I mentioned, she’s got a great ass and she would definitely be a new Teen Anal Queen if she went that way.

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Picture courtesy of RealityKings.com

If gentlemen prefer blondes then call me Sir Galahad because it’s porn stars like Shyla Stylez that makes the boys in this office pitching major tents in their 501 Levi jeans.

I don’t know, maybe it’s her cute smile or those dreamy green eyes when she looks at the camera. Maybe it’s even her big tits that, while fake, look absolutely gorgeous and inviting … as if you’d want nothing more than to rest your head on those bountiful double-Ds. Then again, maybe you love that round, juicy ass that is practically begging to be slammed hard.

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Picture courtesy of Momsacheater.com

Personally speaking, I like a girl with some meat on her and Shyla possesses a delightfully curvaceous body that must feel good when you’re on top of her. On top of that, her body of work includes an impressive list that includes boy-boy-girl, all-girl, interracial and anal. Judging by the way she fucks, we’d have to say that she loves when she does and it definitely shows on film.

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Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

There are many hot blondes working in the adult film industry of all ages and sizes but – for us – Shyla is on the top of our list as Hottest-Blonde-In-Porn. Hopefully, one day we’ll get a chance to work with her on our porn project.

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Shyla Stylez Stats

Measurements: 36DD-23-32
Height: 5 ft 3
Weight: 108 lb
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Website:

http://wwwshylastylezvip.com

Mini Filmography

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Apple Bottomz 5
Black Owned 3
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Our Favorite Movie Starring Shyla Stylez:

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Please excuse the tardiness of this editorial but we’re all currently working hard on what should be a rather interesting version of Adult Film Haven that will still be a place for news about adult films, porn stars and all things sexual. We have planned and planned and broke out in a cold sweat to come up with a site that continues to bring a lot of what you’re enjoying now as well as extra content that’s a Member’s Only deal.

You see, we plan on shooting our own original content via our own porn production company, Zombie Sex Films. Really, this is just a way for the guys in this office to get laid and to finally bone many of our favorite ladies of porn we had admired as mere writers and observers of the adult film industry. I know, it’s a sacrifice but we do it for the love of porn. We have some original ideas and we have some interesting porn stars attached to our project (not telling … yet) so all we need to do is shoot the content and pray we get our official site up sometime in 2010.

This month is dedicated to blondes as you will see from our Porn Star of the Month … who, incidentally, is one of the porn stars we hope to work with on our official site (crossing fingers). Blondes may be the butt of many a joke but damn it if we don’t get an Empire State Building-sized boner when a hot one crosses our paths. Personally speaking, I’m a fan of redheads but I have to say that a lot of my favorite porn stars are blondes such as Savannah Gold, Carly Parker, Nikki Benz, Memphis Monroe and our Porn Star of the Month, Shyla Stylez. The list goes on and on, my friends.

We also have a few articles for you, especially one from our Uncut Hero who – a week ago at the time of this writing – finally fulfilled one of his biggest fantasies … banging the living shit out of his attractive fifth grade teacher several years later. See, it’s never too late to live out a sexual fantasy, kids. Plus, we other articles, news and reviews as well.

To elaborate a little on our planned original porn shoot, however, I’d just like to say that the boys in the site (and perhaps even our own Topless Swede) will be writing in in a little segment we like to call Amateur Porn Star Diary. It basically will chronicle our Porn Ninja training as we attempt to learn about performing sex scenes and learn a lot about shooting original porn as well. We have a long way to go before this but I just thought you all would like a peek into what he have planned.

Oh, and thank you so much for all the positive feedback we have been receiving about this little blog site. We thank you for your support, kind words of support and even suggestions for making this a site that (we hope) will not fail to turn you on.

Peace and Sex,
Zacarias