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Just recently Spike TV’s website listed their Top 7 Porn Starts You Can Take Home To Mom. It’s an impressive list with some of the finest porn stars in the industry and they even listed their reasons why they would be perfect to bring home to mom. Here’s their list:

7. Lisa Ann

6. Stormy Daniels

5. Savannah Samson

4. Sunny Leone

3. Sasha Grey

2. Jessice Drake

1. Stoya

It’s a good list, right? Anyway, we thought we would add our own list so we recruited our Editor-in-Chief’s sweet mom (who makes us empanadas when ever she’s in town). We showed her quite a lengthy number of tasteful pictures of each porn star. Mind you, we didn’t tell her what these girls did for a living. Anyway, she picked the top 7 from the pile and gave us some comments for each.

So, without any further ado, we give you our Top 7 Porn Stars You Can Take Home To Mom. We include Ma Zacarias’s comments along with a picture of the Top 7 in action. Enjoy!

7. Sarah Vandella – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “Oh, she’s so adorable! Look at that face and that smile is really sweet. Is she a nurse? I get this nurse vibe from her. I would definitely be happy if my son brought her home to meet me.”

Picture courtesy of NewSensations.com

6. Sophie Dee – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “I love her eyes! She also has this really sweet smile. I can tell she’s very loving and comes from a loving home. Why doesn’t my son bring home girls like this?”

Picture courtesy of ClubRedLight.com

5. Amy Reid – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “Oh, she is just plain gorgeous! Look at that body, she really takes care of herself. I bet you she’s a personal trainer, am I right? Oh, I can just imagine what my grandchildren would look like if my son married her.”

Picture courtesy of Suze.net

4. Memphis Monroe - Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “I really like this girl. She’s got a very sweet and kind look about her and I can tell she comes from a really good family. She also looks a lot of fun to be with, right?”

Picture courtesy of BigTitsontheStreets.com

3. Shyla Stylez – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “She a little older, isn’t she? That’s not a bad thing, though, and you can tell just by looking at her that she’s a very loving and giving person. She kind of looks like that girl I tried hooking you {pointing at our Chief} up with at our church. I bet this girl goes to church.”

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

2. Phoenix Marie – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “I really really like this one a lot. I’ve got a very good impression that she’s really smart and really sweet too. I bet we would get along so well.”

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

1. Bree Olson – Ma Zacarias’s Comment: “Oh my God, isn’t she a darling? I would wrap her up, slap a ribbon on her and give this girl to my son as a present. I mean, wouldn’t she make the best daughter-in-law? I have to say that I would definitely love if my son brought this one home on Christmas.”

Picture courtesy of InnocentHigh.com

Well, you heard it from the mouth of our Chief’s mom. To tell you the truth, her choices are really good too. Anyway, you heard it here, Bree, you are the top girl we would love to bring you home to our mom.

We love Asian women.

No, scratch that. We love all women but what gets our blood pumping and our hearts pounding in our chest like a drum is Asian women. Dennis Hof of the World Famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada has granted our wish for a smoking hot Asian babe named Maya Love.

Let’s just say she comes highly-recommended and well-worth the trip to Nevada. Thank you, Dennis and thank you Maya for showing us a really good time. If you love Asian women, especially hot Asian women with amazing tits and and even better ass, you will love Maya Love.

If you happen to be going to Vegas or anywhere in Nevada, we suggest you make a little side trip to the Bunny Ranch for this month best lay ever.

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Who Is She?

Just in case you were living under a rock that is hidden under another rock, Megan Fox is an actor who might not outshine the likes of Meryl Streep but she’s too hot that you won’t even care if she said her lines sounding like Elmer Fudd.

You will most likely know her from the Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She’s the one strutting like a porn star in just about every scene. Whether she’s arching her back so slightly you can make out her nice tits or the way she sticks her perfect ass in the air in just about every scene, it definitely got male attendance to sit up in the movie theaters.

Oh, she’s also done a movie with Lindsay Lohan. I wish I could have said that they got into a pillow fight in their underwear in that movie but, sadly, it was a pre-teen flick with nothing much to look forward to so don’t bother renting it. I only bring it up because even then she stood out.

Why We Think She Would Make A Great Porn Star

Just look at her, man. Everything about her screams SEX! In Transformers alone every close up her eyes are practically seducing the camera with that playful little smile as if to say “I’d be more than happy to suck your cock until it explodes all over my tongue.”

Secondly, she’s got a killer body that was made for pounding the living hell out of and I mean she would be great in movies where a guy would just ram her hard. I definitely see her doing those S&M fetish movies.

Thirdly, as I said, she’s got the porn poses down perfectly. Michael Bay knew what he was doing when he filmed her scenes in both movies. Revenge of the Fallen seems to simply and shamelessly strut her around like a fuck bunny.

Megan, I know you want to do porn. I can see it in your beautiful eyes. You’re just begging to just strip off all your clothes in every movie and go wild. Well, give porn a try and believe me, the way you put asses in seats at the movies you will definitely walk away with all our money at our local adult video store.

Until then, I will wait patiently for a sex tape. Come on, there has to be one out there.

Pictures courtesy of MrBigDicksHotChicks.com

In porn, blondes are a dime a dozen.

Sometimes it seems that if you’ve seen one blonde riding a big cock you seen every blonde girl riding a big cock. The truth is that porn stars like Puma Swede stand out over the blondes that have come and gone. In my book, she joins the ranks of gorgeous blondes (like Shyla Stylez) that will forever be burned in your memory at first glance.

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

Puma Swede is, as her name suggests, Swedish. Digging into her background, she comes from Stockholm, Sweden to be exact. Your friends here at Adult Film Haven have traveled to Stockholm and let me tell you that it’s Hot Blonde Paradise. So we thank God that Puma found herself on our side of the pond and not remained just another hot Swedish girl in Europe.

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

Puma has been doing a lot of movies with the word MILF on the title. If all our friend’s mom looked like her we would have really made an effort to fuck the living shit out of her. Sadly, my childhood friends all had moms that looked like Alice the maid from The Brady Bunch. Puma is the reason the word MILF was invented in the first place and its also the reason we love her so much.

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

Another reason we love her so much is her 32 F tits that I would give my left pinky to play with all day  long. I swear, I would never get tired of her tits. Yet she’s not all tits, you know. She’s also got a slamming tight body and a perfect ass.

Lastely, we can tell she loves what she does and we will never get enough of her. We love you, Puma.

PUMA SWEDE STATS

Measurements: 32F/25/35
Height: 5′4
Weight: 122
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Website: http://www.pumaswede.com

Mini Filmography

MILF Fantasy P.O.V.
Rock Porn
Big Mommy Boobs #2

Our Favorite Puma Swede Movie:
MILFS Like It Big, Vol. 4

It’s been awhile, I know.

Sometimes it feels like we’ve finally got our feet back on the ground and once we start running we hit another wall. Call us the Three Stooges of web design. While we still have a site planned, I think we will be doing business from this blog site so expect more content coming your way.

Thank you for all your kind e-mails and thank you for hanging in there with us. I promise we will bring more content to you in hopes that it would keep you interested until we do launch our main site. Until then, let us make it up to you with Adult Film Haven the blog site.

We’re very happy to bring you articles and features like our Porn Star of the Month. This month we’ve nominated Puma Swede. I mean just look at her, man.

We’ve been thinking about MILFs and cougars all this month, mainly because certain staff members have been hooking up with older woman. The girls in our studio think we finally matured. I mean, yes, we still love college girls our age but older women do bring a lot more to the bedroom.

So, here we are again, back so thank you for staying with us.

Lots of lust,

Zacarias