Non-Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star: Scarlett Johansson

Who Is She?

Without a doubt one of the more gorgeous actors to grace the screen as well as one of the most bustiest, Scarlett has been on People Magazine’s Most Beautiful People a number of times. As you can see, she clearly deserves to be on that list.

Aside from her gorgeous face, shapely body and amazing tits, she’s good at what she does and made movies like “Ghost World” and ”The Saint” bearable to watch.

Why’d She Make A Great Porn Star?

She looks like sex. I mean, if sex ever decided to take a human form it would be Scarlett Johansson. She’s got a great body, a great face and tits that would look good bouncing hard as she got fucked. Can you see this girl giving an amazing titty fuck?

 

Non-Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star: Adriana Lima

WHO IS SHE?

Anyone who ever picked up a Victoria Secrets catalog that “accidentally” found its way in your mail box or walked past the store at the mall knows Adriana Lima, a lovely Brazilian bombshell who just smacks of sexuality like most Brazilian women. Sure, Victoria Secret has a number of hot ladies but none of them really stands out quite like Miss Lima.

WHY WE THINK SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT PORN STAR

She’s Brazilian! It’s in their nature to be really sexual and that tight little body of hers would look good straddling some guy or girl on film. She’s got a very alluring look that is perfect for girl-girl movies.

There’s a rumor that Adriana has done a homemade porn movie and there’s still a debate whether or not it’s her. Personally, we love to think it’s her because it’s a hot little video but it’s not fully confirmed it’s her so we’ll just hang on to the hopes that she will put one out.

Here’s hoping the economy takes a really bad turn for models and she does consider it. Well, a guy can hope, right?

 

Porn Star of the Month: Alexis Love

Picture courtesy of LatinasFuck.com

Written by Rashid Bay

By law, I’m a black man who loves Latin women. Perhaps its their perfectly round Latin asses or maybe it’s that delightfully and inexplicably tantalizing exotic appeal that makes me bite my lower lip as I dream of doing a different kind of mambo with a lovely Latin princess. It’s girls like porn star Alexis Love that makes my churo stand at attention.

It was hard deciding on who would be this month’s Porn Star of the Month but once we got down to it we picked Alexis Love for a number of reasons that include the fact that her youthful appearance makes her an even more tantalizing object of affection. She has the innocent look of a girl you’d meet at a local library and the sex drive of a complete nympho. She’s the best of both worlds and that makes her one of the best Latina porn stars to come along in a long time.

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We’re not very sure about her origins but all things point to her having a Mexican background. What we do know about her is that she was Penthouse Pet of the Month (Miss May 2008) and she’s amazing to watch in action. I mean, this girl sucks cock like a veteran and rides a pole with style. Sexy and petite, she has taken it black, white and in all holes. She’s done girl-girl and still looks so damn sweet doing it.

Picture courtesy of LatinasFuck.com

So we celebrate Latinas in porn with you, Miss Alexis Love, who continues to do what she does with the right dash of Latin flavor. Here’s hoping she will be around for a long time to come because we just can’t get enough of  you.

ALEXIS LOVE STATS

Measurements: 32B-23-33
Height: 5′3
Weight: 95 lb
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Ethnicity: Latina
Website: http://www.littlelatinprincess.com/home.php?s=1076&p=2&w=100329&c=0

MINI FILMOGRAPHY

Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Hello Nurse
One Night Stand
Big Black Poles & White Holes

Our Favorite Movie Starring Alexis Love

Ashlynn Goes To College

 

Non-Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star: Hayden Pannettiere

Who She Is

Having been in a few movies at a much younger age, Hayden is better known as Claire Bennet, the ex-cheerleader with the extraordinary ability to heal just as fast as the X-Men’s Wolverine on the popular NBC show “Heroes.” Hot, blonde and short, Hayden is just one of the many things that make the show worth watching and its no surprise that she’s been linked with a co-star on the show.

If you watch the show, you know that in a recent episode she applied for a job at a comic book store where she quickly got the job because all the geeks in the store couldn’t take their eyes off the hot blonde. Since we’re proud geeks ourselves, we can’t take our eyes off Hayden either.

Why We Think She Would Make A Great Porn Star

The porn industry could never have enough “teens” and neither could we. When we say teen, we all know those girls are 18 and above but still have that playfully youthful appearance and Hayden definitely has that going for her. Well, on top of that there’s that tight little body. We know Hayden MUST have a really rocking ass because she has worn tight jeans on the show and since she wore a cheerleader outfit in the first season we know she’s got great legs that would look amaze wrapped around another girl or some porn stud who is pumping away at her.

Personally speaking, some of us think that she would be awesome in girl-girl scenes but we would definitely love her in some nasty boy-boy-girl scenes. Something about seeing a girl like that double-penetrated would definitely be something else. Although, as I mentioned, she’s got a great ass and she would definitely be a new Teen Anal Queen if she went that way.

 

PORN STAR OF THE MONTH: SHYLA STYLEZ

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If gentlemen prefer blondes then call me Sir Galahad because it’s porn stars like Shyla Stylez that makes the boys in this office pitching major tents in their 501 Levi jeans.

I don’t know, maybe it’s her cute smile or those dreamy green eyes when she looks at the camera. Maybe it’s even her big tits that, while fake, look absolutely gorgeous and inviting … as if you’d want nothing more than to rest your head on those bountiful double-Ds. Then again, maybe you love that round, juicy ass that is practically begging to be slammed hard.

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Personally speaking, I like a girl with some meat on her and Shyla possesses a delightfully curvaceous body that must feel good when you’re on top of her. On top of that, her body of work includes an impressive list that includes boy-boy-girl, all-girl, interracial and anal. Judging by the way she fucks, we’d have to say that she loves when she does and it definitely shows on film.

Picture courtesy of Brazzers.com

There are many hot blondes working in the adult film industry of all ages and sizes but – for us – Shyla is on the top of our list as Hottest-Blonde-In-Porn. Hopefully, one day we’ll get a chance to work with her on our porn project.

Shyla Stylez Stats

Measurements: 36DD-23-32
Height: 5 ft 3
Weight: 108 lb
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Website:

http://wwwshylastylezvip.com

Mini Filmography

Nurses
Apple Bottomz 5
Black Owned 3
Pirates 2

Our Favorite Movie Starring Shyla Stylez:

Lex on Blondes 5

 

Non-Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star: Eva Mendes

WHO IS SHE?

You may have caught her in such movies as “Ghost Rider” with Nicolas Cage or “Stuck on You” you with Matt Damon or you might just have seen her photo spread on the pages of Maxim or the now gone FHM. Either way you know she’s a real piece of Latina ass. I mean, this girl is caliente and while she might not one of the greatest actors to come along we still love watching her.

We love Eva’s silky brown skin and sexy tits and damn that ass is enough to stop traffic if Eve ever decided to strut around Venture Boulevard in a thong. Heidi has seen her at a party in Hollywood and says the girl is so down-to-Earth and likeable that Eva definitely deserves all the attention she’s getting from Hollywood.

WHY WE KNOW SHE WILL MAKE A GREAT PORNSTAR

Ok, this one is just based off the fact that she’s looks good in a bikini and in different states of undress but we have a feeling that if Eva had decided to do porn she would be the star of her own videos. On top of the fact that she’s crazy sexy, the girl’s body is as hard as my soul pole is right now. Plus, since this is Interracial Love Month here on Adult Film Haven, we know she would be perfect doing interracial fuck scenes. While Denzel Washington didn’t get to bang her on-screen, we did get a feel that she would have looked great being banged by a black man.

FINAL EVALUATION

Eva was all our top choice this month and – had she picked adult films instead of mainstream – I know she would have a legion of fans from the start. Girl, we know you’re starring in movies with Mark Wahlberg but if your career ever turns sour and you want to try porn then know we’ll be the first to start a fan club for you.

 

Silvia Saint

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Non Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star – KIM KARDASHIAN

Written by Christian Carter

Picture courtesy of Playboy Magazine.

Of all the ridiculously overexposed heiresses and no-talent rich daddy’s girls (see Nicole Richie), Kim Kardashian is, by far, the hottest rich girl on the scene. While not technically as multi-million dollar wealthy as Paris Hilton, the exotically gorgeous Miss Kardashian is, in my opinion, ten times hotter than Paris and you really have to love that juicy ass and those nicely-rounded tits.

If you don’t know who Kim Kardashian is or why she’s remotely famous then you must have missed her reality television show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” She’s the loveliest of the bunch who also happens to be the daughter of one of O.J. Simpson’s legal defense lawyers (Robert Kardashian) and the step-daughter of Olympic champion Bruce Jenner. Mainly, she just shows up at all the trendy Hollywood parties and has even been featured naked in the pages of Playboy.

Picture courtesy of Playboy Magazine

Yes, these things are nice and all but the juiciest bit just so happens that Kim – following Paris Hilton’s best performance in a little movie titled “One Night in Paris” – to be the star of her own sex tape. In honor of this month’s Interracial Love features AFH has planned all this February, we picked Kim because her sex tape partners her with black rapper Ray J. Nothing is hotter than watching a hot, spoiled, socialite suck and get her pussy packed by a big black cock.

WHY WE THINK SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT PORN STAR

Well, all you have to do is check out her released video or search online for clips of her sucking on Ray J’s big black bone. Her performance is actually better than Paris and Paris Hilton has a good grasp on how to suck a cock like a pro. Kim also shows us that she’s definitely Ok with handled black men and she does a great job taking in a big bone. Plus, she’s Armenian-American and I definitely love me those exotic Armenian girls.

We definitely see Kim starring in a number of interracial features and thanks to her really exotic good looks she would definitely be a featured cover girl in a number of movies. Kim, we don’t know what your lawyer daddy says about your sex romp on film but we love it and wouldn’t mind seeing more.

 

Non Porn Star We Wish WAS A Porn Star – Jenny McCarthy

by Sabrina

Ok, I know we have this Asian theme going and I was going to pick an Asian mainstream celeb this month because there are certainly a lot of sexy Asian celebs out there that deserve it (e.g. Kelly Hu and the highly-overrated but lovely Miss Tequila who has her own reality dating show) but I have to say that I ran into ex-Playboy Playmate and occasional actress Jenny McCarthy over the holiday weekend in Studio City and I have to say that she looks amazing.

When I say ”ran into” it was more “collided with” instead. And when I said ”collided with” I mean that I turned a corner of a store so quickly that I almost planted my face in her heaving mounds. She was wearing a V-neck sweater that was really tight and revealing that I can see her cleavage well enough to know that she would be a nice big tit star. I have to say, for a model who had a child, she looks in really nice shape.

I see Jenny McCarthy as a lively, well-natured and fun girl with a good sense of humor that recalls porn stars such as Gianna Michaels, Tory Freeland and even Eve Laurence. The kind of porn star that looks like she’s having a blast as she’s sucking a big cock or getting her anal opening plugged. In essence, she would be the porn star that is so lively that she practically steals the show. Think Brittany Andrews. Plus, because of  her Playboy shoot, she’s not afraid to get naked at the drop of a hat … which would make her a fan favorite at porn expos.

Picture courtesy of thesuperficial.com

Jenny, I know the boys in this office would love to see you do boy-girl and girl-girl scenes.

 

Porn Star of the Month – Kianna Dior

Written by Mr. T-Shirt

Picture courtesy of outdoorpornstars.com

This month’s Pornstar of the Month coincides with this month’s running theme … which just so happens to be Asian porn stars. That’s right, we’re celebrating the Chinese Year of the Rat by appreciating the beauty that the far East brings to us. Kianna Dior is a delectable Polynesian blend of Asian women whose exotic looks are deliciously rare. This, of course, makes Kianna such a treat to watch and if you’ve been watching as much porn as us you most likely have caught her in action.

Personally speaking, I’ve got a hard on the size of the Empire State Building for Asian women and dated my fair share of them but none come close to the rare hotness that is Kianna Dior. This is probably why I’m such a huge fan and, thusly, the reason I’m writing this month’s segment. Because of her 38DD gorgeous mounds, Kianna’s scenes almost always end up in big tits compilation discs as well as Asian themed ones. I also love her body, which is curvy rather than way too skinny. Really, when I’m fucking some Asian girls I feel like I might break one. Kianna, however, is nicely curvy and has a great ass that looks good getting pounded doggy style. It’s always great to see a great-looking babe getting fucked hard as her big tits jiggle and that’s what you get watching Kianna.

Picture courtesy of barefootbadgirls.com

My New Year’s resolution – and if the blog or our upcoming website gets enough funding – is to hire and film Kianna bouncing on my cock and boy will it be a joy to simply push my entire face into her huge tits. For the moment, though, we’ll be happy watching her movies. There’s a huge back catalog and a number of compilations but trust me when I say that her scenes are highlights. You can always check her out on her own website as well.

 Kianna Dior Stats

Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
Eye Color: Brown
Measurements: 38DD-22-34
Hair Color: Brunette
Ethnicity: Asian

Filmography

Ying Yang Bang
Sex Illusions 2
Pussyman’s Big Tit Paradise 4
Date My Slut Mom!
Miko Lee & Friends

Website
http://www.kianna.net